A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a Cat died. In haven all three faced God who wanted to know what they believe in.
The German Shepherd said: “I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master.” “Gooood!” said God. “Sit at my right side”.
“Doberman, what do you believe in?” asked God. The Doberman answered: “I believe in love, care, and protection of my master.” “Aha” said God. “You may sit to my left”
Then God looked at the Cat and asked: “And you, what do you believe in?” The Cat replied: “ I believe you are sitting in my seat.”
